So if you're rappelling down a bottomless pit in an underground cave and an unknown agency commences pulling on the rope, threatening to cause your friends above to lose their grip on it and make you plummet into the pit's hellish, unplumbed depths, do you:

A) Cut the rope below where you're attached to it, thus leaving the unknown agent beneath you with its thumb up its ass and allowing your friends to pull you up to safety?

Or:

B) Cut the rope above where you're attached to it, causing yourself to tumble into the bottomless pit as your dumb ass deserves for doing something so fucking stupid?

This has been your Under the Dome Nitpick of the Week.

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