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USA vs Belgium

The casual fan of the US Men's National Team will show their support today by not eating Belgian waffles or drinking Belgian beer, but what if a hardcore fan wants to go bigger? Here is a handy list of ten more things that American soccer fans can ban today.

  1. Jean-Claude Van Damme movies
  2. The Smurfs
  3. Saxophone music
  4. Inline skating
  5. Bakelite
  6. The Big Bang Theory (the actual theory, not the show. You should be banning that already)
  7. Tintin
  8. Liz Claiborne fashions (born in Belgium)
  9. Siouxsie and the Banshees (Siouxsie Sioux's mother was Belgian)
  10. The Body Mass Index or BMI

So there you go. Have fun and enjoy the game!

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