Backstory: The House of Hatrack had some financial difficulty recently. Winnie the Woot has asthma.

Mrs. Hatrack: We paid all the bills and we have some money left over!

Me: You should celebrate by buying me something!

Quasi Hatrack: How about air?

I flip him off. While Mrs. H dithers about it...

QH: All the air you can breathe!

Me: Air is free, numbnuts.

QH: You couldn't have used that much, anyway.