Backstory: The House of Hatrack had some financial difficulty recently. Winnie the Woot has asthma.
Mrs. Hatrack: We paid all the bills and we have some money left over!
Me: You should celebrate by buying me something!
Quasi Hatrack: How about air?
I flip him off. While Mrs. H dithers about it...
QH: All the air you can breathe!
Me: Air is free, numbnuts.
QH: You couldn't have used that much, anyway.