Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

A CATEGORY 5 GRINCH has been detected in your vicinity. We are sending in HOLIDAY MERRIMENT, THE YULETIDE JAEGER, to remedy the situation.

Please stay in your home and, I dunno, deck the halls or something.

The peace on earth shall return momentarily.

Illustration for article titled WARNING, A_BLACKPANTHER:
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(Hope you have a great one, a_blackpanther!)

-TechNoir

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