Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Warning: May Cause You To Devour Other Humans

So I was at the store a bit ago with the Cutie and went to the workout stuff aisle to buy some more Cliff bars when I saw this!

Horny goat weed? Who could resist! I grabbed five. But then I looked a little closer.

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Sorry for blurriness. Let me underline important part.

Cordyceps!? As in take over your body fungi?!

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You almost got me this time Horny Goats.

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