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The great Wigan space pie has successfully returned to Earth after reaching an altitude of 97,000ft. It landed in Low Bentham, North Yorkshire about 50 miles from the original launch site.

The meat and potato pie survived the landing but the top crust had broken open. There are no reports as yet on potential molecular changes or whether any of the contents escaped.


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