Right. It is currently more than 85 degrees fahrenheit in my apartment. This is what's technically known as "Too frigging hot," particularly at one in the morning. Therefore, I'm going to smoke a bit, watch some "Sherlock," and wish the frigging cat wasn't dead set on sitting on my lap and making things still hotter. You, on the other hand, are going to tell me your favorite Sherlock Holmes, and why. Make it happen.
(I was drafting a longer post on this, but whatever)