LizTaylor'sEarrings made a comment a while ago about "Great Lakes Rim", which set the House of Hatrack to worrying since four out five Great Lakes prefer Michigan. I present to you the defender of the two peninsulas: Hatrack Mittens!
Piloted by Quasi Hatrack and WinnieTheWoot:
Notice the missile launchers on the knees
Ray gun and high caliber cannon
Turbo fists - no fingers - We are MITTENS!
Mrs. Hatrack in the command center watching Lake Huron for kaiju sign:
She has an outstanding array of equipment
We're a formidable team - Bring on the fresh water kaiju!