No, seriously though, this is two women fighting at the Franklin Mills Mall in Northeast Philadelphia. U-S-A! U-S-A!

The fight apparently originally started between two couples. The men went at it for a little while, then the ladies had their turn. Wait, what's that crackling noise and flashing blue light? Were they fighting with lightsabers? No, that was just a stun gun, something all normal people break out when they get into a fight at the mall. (Edit: This is what the kids call "the blue light special".) What's that? Normal people don't get into fights at the mall? Really? I guess that's why I shop on the internet.