Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Hey, did you know back when those Motorola brick cell phones came out they were such a status symbol but so prohibitively expensive that a market sprang up around the selling of fake bricks for people who wanted desperately to appear like annoying yuppies?

That must have led to some extremely humiliating moments, like when Mr. Popped Collar demanded to use Biff Polo's cell phone to make an urgent call to Buffy at the country club, only to discover Biff wasn't a hedge fund manager at all but a pathetic fraud who only worked part time at an Orange Julius.

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