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Welcome to the galaxy, Everest Hobson Lucas!

George Lucas and his wife Melody Hobson have just had their first biological child. That's quite a brave undertaking for a man of 69 years old, but I'm sure he'll have the support of his three adopted kids, who're all over 20.

Hopefully this latest creation of his won't generate as much rage as his previous ones...



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