Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled What Did I Learn This Year?

Barring any meddling from Aeon, tonight the new year will arrive bringing 2013 to a close. Did I learn anything this year?

I learned what the fox says.

I learned that DrillPress is unbeatable at .gifs and puns.

I learned that there are people who didn't like Pacific Rim, but enjoyed Man of Steel.


I also learned that those people mostly don't come on the Observation Deck.

I learned that Sherlock is a brilliant show.

I learned that people who write movie reviews on Amazon do not understand the RULES of Capitalization.

I learned that I've never wanted someone's fifteen minutes of fame to expire more than Miley Cyrus.

Anybody else? What did you learn this year?

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