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What did you have for brekkie?

Where does it rate on a scale from zero to your favourite breakfast? What is your favourite breakfast? Why aren't you eating it now? When will you eat it next?

Me:

1. Steel cut oatmeal with blueberries and fresh nutmeg
2. 7
3.

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(l-r: roast breadfruit, fried dumplings, ackee and saltfish, bammy—it's only missing fried plantain)
4. It's in Jamaica—I don't know where to get the food/how to cook it
5. Christmas (any earlier means a wedding (none planned) or funeral (none allowed)).

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