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What did you have for brekkie?

Where does it rate on a scale from zero to your favourite breakfast? What is your favourite breakfast? Why aren't you eating it now? When will you eat it next?


1. Steel cut oatmeal with blueberries and fresh nutmeg
2. 7


(l-r: roast breadfruit, fried dumplings, ackee and saltfish, bammy—it's only missing fried plantain)
4. It's in Jamaica—I don't know where to get the food/how to cook it
5. Christmas (any earlier means a wedding (none planned) or funeral (none allowed)).

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