Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Seeing how this whole “presidency” thing seems to be a huge money laundering scheme for him in the first place, shouldn’t be that hard. Unless he files for bankruptcy. Again.

Also - still can’t believe he has a fucking Star. For the fucking Apprentice. They kinda give those away at random nowadays, don’t they? (Would he be the second president to have one?)

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