Because I never watch anything anymore:
The last four (soon to be five) episodes of AoS.
The current season of Orphan Black (still haven't gotten through the last one).
The current season of Louie.
Lucky Louie, his "traditional" blue collar sitcom for HBO (sorta like King of Queens but with F-bombs)
That week of Conan when he was in Dallas.
A bunch of Bob's Burgers.
The current Simpsons (only recording it in case I forget the Futurama episode).
The Late Show in which Letterman announces his retirement.
The final Community (save for a rainy day?).
A whole bunch of Parks & Rec.
The Penny Dreadful pilot.
A whole bunch of crap from TCM I will never get around to.