Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled Whats Your Favourite Paranoia?

I'm not a big conspiracy theorist—not because I disbelieve in conspiracies, just because I believe that corruption is everywhere, and there are a good number I'll just never hear about. And also because Paul McCartney isn't dead—come on guys, get some good conspiracies! I don't believe my webcams are on right now—but I have a creepy paranoia sometimes that work has hacked the alert light off and they can watch me...working at home any time they want.

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They're not!

But maybe they could be...

What do you enjoy not fully believing?

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