I'm not a big conspiracy theorist—not because I disbelieve in conspiracies, just because I believe that corruption is everywhere, and there are a good number I'll just never hear about. And also because Paul McCartney isn't dead—come on guys, get some good conspiracies! I don't believe my webcams are on right now—but I have a creepy paranoia sometimes that work has hacked the alert light off and they can watch me...working at home any time they want.

They're not!

But maybe they could be...

What do you enjoy not fully believing?