Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

I've lost 3 pounds of apples. Like, in my house. How do I do these things? I walk in the house with a bag of apples, and then I forget to put them away, and then I'm cleaning and such, and then there are no apples.

Okay, so you guys have helped me find stuff on TV and you've helped explain zombies to me and I've just found that you guys know all kinds of interesting things. So I'm sure one of you can tell me what happened to the apples.


If anyone took the apples, that's fine, I'm not mad or anything. I just think if someone doesn't tell me where the apples are that a few weeks from now I'm going to find them without help, only it isn't going to be pretty.

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