In this R-rated red band trailer fan film, the Master and the Daleks conspire to bring all 13 incarnations of their nemesis together in a no-holds-barred, bloodthirsty, gore-squelching battle royale for ownership of the TARDIS. Witness the tragedy of a Ten who didn't want to go, the wu xia artistry of Four's scarf, the laser-like lethality of a Six's crisp, restorative vegetable, the foul-mouthed rage of Twelve, and..... River Song leering.

Major points for the Ten-as-Peeta impression nailing Tennant's adorable lilt to a tee.