Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

While My Outer Skeptic is Rolling Her Eyes...

...My inner child is weeping tears of joy over the fact that Chris Pratt has pet velociraptors.

Seriously, I am ridiculously excited for this movie. I will suspend ALL OF THE DISBELIEF if I can see velociraptors and humans working as a team to bring down Super-Mutant-Terrifying-Not-Actually-A-Dinosaur-But-Really-Who-Are-We-Kidding Rex. Which I believe is its scientific name.

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