Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Tupac was a visionary but who knew he had the second sight. *


He wakes from a terrible dream: All of L.A. is a desert. Watts is a desert. Compton is a desert. The last remaining inhabitants have erected some kind of discount Thunderdome in which people fight to the death (or maybe control the dance floor) for the last bits of moisture available. Fuck your Mediterranean environment. I don't see a single tree up in this bitch.

* California having approximately a single year of water left strikes me as sensationalistic and alarmist. But you never know. Something has got to give. One of these days the doomsayers are going to be right and the situation in California is totally in their wheelhouse.

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