Ragin' Cajun Redneck Gators
is on SyFy right now. The plot involves toxic moonshine turning alligators feral, and the cast involves Zoe from Eureka and Brennan from Mutant X. There's no way this can't be offensive—the number of idiots I've counted in the past ten minutes, and the number of leering grins...if you have something better to do tonight, why didn't you invite me??