Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled Why cant this be a job? Im good at it.

In less than half an hour here, I've fixed the government's pizza problem, figured out what underwear most women would buy, and thought up names for two alligators. Why don't I get paid to do this stuff? And more importantly, why doesn't anyone do what I say after I've freely given this advice?

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