Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

Why does coffee have to taste like coffee?

Why can't it taste like chocolate?

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I mean, doesn't it sort of look like it should taste like chocolate?

Sort of more smells like beef vegetable soup though.

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And I could work with that. Not as well as chocolate, but I could work with that. But no, coffee has to taste like coffee.

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