Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Illustration for article titled Why emwill/em it be held against me?

And by that I don't mean your sexy body, I mean anything I say when I'm being arrested. Why your rights are read to you in the US, they say "will be used against you"? It's clear that everything will not be used against you. That bothers me incredibly, but lawyers are nitpicky little shits. There must be a reason, right?

eta: Doctor Eon did what I haven't done all this time and...mistrusted TV. The wikipedia page points out (with citations I'll certainly trust) that a) there's no standard language and b) the intent is to point out may even if TV keeps saying will with the same verbatim announcement every time.


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