...why there is a picture of a hockey player on the kitchen floor.
Mrs. Hatrack tells her it's a coupon she clipped, the hockey player just happened to be on the back of it.
WtW: Are hockey players on sale then?
Me: Yes. Do you want one?
WtW: Only if he's sexy.
Me: What would constitute "sexy hockey player" for you? Boyishly Cute, Nerdy?
WtW: Rugged and manly. I'm disproving the theory that girls want men that remind them of their fathers.
Mrs. H: Ouch!
*Editor's note: It turns out the player on the floor was actually a football player and not a hockey player after all.
