Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

In case you're not keeping track, Sharknado 2 premieres next Wednesday on Syfy. In advance of that event Tara Reid gives us a warning about real sharknadoes.

You know, it actually can happen. I mean, the chances of it happening are very rare, but it can happen actually. Which is crazy. Not that it—the chances of it are, like, you know, it's like probably "pigs could fly." Like, I don't think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornadoes. There could be a sharknado.


Ian Ziering has a different warning

The most terrifying tornado would be probably be full of lawyers.

and advice.

Get yourself the biggest, badass chainsaw you can find and hope for the best.

From GQ via Jezebel

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