Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks
Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

You guys can wager all you want on Best Picture or Best Best Boy

Illustration for article titled You guys can wager all you want on Best Picture or Best Best Boy

I am betting on how drunk Rob Ford gets at the after parties. Shit, I am thinking he is going to start drinking at the before parties. My bookie says the odds are 4:1 he will rush the stage naked, barrel into Ellen, and send her flying into the orchestra pit.

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