Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

I love my girlfriend, so I'm glad I sent her flowers on our anniversary.

I don't mind that they showed up wet, because it's raining.

I don't mind that they got a little lost, because the University is a maze.

I don't even mind that the cost was way out of proportion to the size of the bouquet, because it's the thought that counts, right?


It's the not being able to spell "2nd" that boggles my mind. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TRANSCRIBE THE NOTE I SENT.

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