Miscalibrated Internet Receptor Stalks

You wouldn't put gays on a spaceship, would you?

This man has a solid point! If you were to shoot Matt Damon into space, just like Jesus and Moses did with the dinosaurs, of course he shouldn’t be gay! Otherwise you’d just abolish the first amendment! Also - it seems he believes both in Noah’s Ark and in the dinosaurs being wiped out by an asteroid, so he might be - just a little bit confused.

Who on Earth in Texas actually voted for that man?


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