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Öffnungsdiskussionsorgien

n. fem. pl.

Orgiastic discussions about reopening businesses.

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As in: The German chancellor warns of Öffnungsdiskussionsorgien that may cause an increase of infections.

I’m not usually a big fan of my chancellor, but I really appreciate someone with a scientific background to lead me.

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At the same time, my regional governor unfortunately is the one of the major culprits in initiating Öffnungsdiskussionsorgien, so I may get to see the full effect of stupidly reopening everything that can’t fight back, anyway.

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