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Your prayers have been answered: Cinnabon Flavored Vodka

Cinnabon has always been my one true vice, and now the fine people at Pinnacle Vodka have found a way to make it the most diabolic of gateway drugs. Considering I go out of my way to find the one Cinnabon in my state to get a taste of frosted heaven, I can see myself trying this at least once, and then quite possibly spiraling down into a drunken pit.

Oh God, why did I leave this Cinnabon box on my desk? I ate the roll already, but the smell...


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